“Jimi Hendrix was the first rock star I cast. When I cast Jimi, I didn’t lube his hair enough, so he was stuck by his pubes. While he was waiting for me to pull him out one hair at a time, he just started having sex with this right-sized hole for his dick.”
(Source: gruffaluf)
The one thing that really pisses me off about my own sexuality is that everyone else has got something to say about it.
(Source: sacred-suicide)
(Source: springsteenjedi)
gamer girls
yes it’s very attractive but you don’t need to take a picture of you sluttily biting your controller or being half naked playing xbox. you don’t even need girl at the end of gamer.
rant over
why are there loads of fit 13-15 year olds around now
WHERE WERE THEY WHEN I WAS THAT AGE???
(Source: thefashionfilth)
Amazon Road
by John Dominis
I forgot how much I love writing.
I started another novel, which is unlikely I’ll ever finish, but it’s nice for now.
i hate when people are really good looking and seem perfect until they say ONE thing and my crush is cancelled immeadiately cos i now think their a ranga